nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Randomize
