I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
