i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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