Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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