when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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