She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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