chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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