So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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