She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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