she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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