i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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