So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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