talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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