In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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