Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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