my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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