Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
