yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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