I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
