just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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