just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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