Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
No stitches, just platelets and will power
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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