I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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