he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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