god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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