kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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