The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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