he wants to bone in the snuggie
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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