Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Cover your peen. We're going out.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
