I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I party with great urgency now.
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