It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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