Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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