Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
