Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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