Ambien. No doubt about it.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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