a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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