On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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