He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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