we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
It's Friday. Sex?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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