Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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