At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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