its not stalking. its research.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize
