i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize