I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Where is the hickey?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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