why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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