Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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