1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
...so i touched it.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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