oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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