i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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