i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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