I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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