Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
