At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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