glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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