Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize