How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize